Nation,
These are tough times. Throughout history, God creates certain individuals to test your moral fiber, the very core of your existence. These individuals often disguise themselves as friends, family members, or worse, hood hoods. Well nation, that time has come for the state of cock and bull to be tested. Words more deadly then bullets, etilda, and more powerful than any nuclear weapon ever experienced on planet earth has been unleashed upon us.
Indeed, our intelligence has been tested. Horrible I say.
Myself (pictured here) and Vice President (pictured here) have been insulted, intellectually. Haha chuckles our nation, but this is a serious offense. While it is true that we are historically among the most brilliant figures to every walk the face of this planet, our horse cock is one of pride, and it does not back down.
Nay, we are not shy, nor are we afraid of any losers, whether they are lawyers or not. We will dedicate these virtual grounds to fighting the losers of hood hood and we will NOT back down until we have won.
So I say to you, enemies of the state, like any good catholic war mongeror, join us for coffee, or die.
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